Best List of 100+ Paw-fect Dog Puns for Your Instagram Captions

Fur-give me, but I know how ruff it can be to come up with the paw-fect captions on Instagram. 

If you’re looking to add a little pun to your pet’s Instagram captions, you’ve come to the right place. This word nerd is happy to share my ulti-mutt list of dog puns. It’s the leashed I could do. 

Wait, what’s a pun? According to Merriam-Webster, puns are “the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.”

This form of wordplay works well on Instagram as it’s a great way to show off your creativity while making your followers smile with the unexpected joke. And there is an endless supply of cute, cheesy, cringe-y dog-gone pet and pup-related puns fur you.

130 Dog Puns To Make Your Followers Howl with Laughter

Paws Puns

  • Paw-tastic
  • Pawesome 
  • Paw-lite 
  • Sup-paw-tive 
  • Paw-rent
  • Pawtner in crime
  • Paw-fect 
  • Pawdicure 
  • Paw-lease 
  • Paw-ty time
  • Paws and reflect
  • Paws-itive
  • Paw-don my bark 
  • You deserve a round of ap-paws
  • Paw-lease 
  • Harry Paw-ter
  • Paw-ffice 
  • A-paw-ling 
  • Make a de-paws-it at the bank 
  • Paw-sible or paw-sibly 
  • Some-paw-dy 
  • Paw-session
  • Paw-ssionate
  • Pawternity leave 
  • Faux paw
  • Op-paw-tunity 
  • Pawsing (pausing or posing) 
  • Pawdygaurd 
  • Paw-llywood 
  • Wizard of Paws 
  • Santa Paws
  • Pawlidays
  • Deck the Paws
  • Paw-litical 
  • I found the paw, but the paw one 
  • Paw-tential

Howling Puns

  • Howls it going
  • Howl you doing
  • Happy Howl-idays
  • Happy Howl-oween
  • Howl-larious 
  • Super Howl Sunday

Pet Puns

  • Pet-tential

Fluff Puns

  • What the fluff
  • Motha fluffas 
  • Fluff yeah!

Mutt Puns

  • Ulti-mutt
  • I’m mutts about you
  • You mutt-er most
  • I like big mutts and I cannot lie
  • Muttropolitan 
  • Going mutts! 
  • Mutt-ternity
  • The mutt of the joke 

Ruff Puns

  • I ruff you!
  • Mondays are ruff
  • Ignore the inter-ruff-tion 
  • Ruff-eree 
  • Great at ruff-ing it 

Woof Puns

  • Raise the woof 
  • Woof-les are best with syrup 
  • Sub-woofer 
  • I woof you

Bark Puns

  • See you on the bark side
  • Bark-B-Q
  • Barking up the wrong tree
  • Jurassic Bark 
  • I majored in Bark-eology (or Treat-ology)
  • Call me Luke Skybarker
  • Barkingham Palace 
  • Bark Side of the Moon
  • He’s a bark-eting expert 
  • Central Bark

Bone Puns

  • Bone Appetit!
  • Bone-ified 

Pup Puns

  • Pup-corn
  • Pupsicle 
  • Pup-ular 
  • Pup-arazzi 
  • Pup-eroni 
  • Puptown Girl

Dog Puns

  • Trust me, I’m a dog-tor 
  • Dog-gone it
  • Dog-gleganger

Fur Puns

  • Fur-riends
  • Fur real 
  • Fur-ever 
  • Anni-fur-sary 
  • Fur-bulous 
  • Fur-tunate or fur-tunately 
  • Fur-give me, please 
  • Fur-ocious 
  • Fur-miliar
  • In-fur-mation 
  • Off-fur
  • Fur-sty 
  • Dif-fur-ent
  • Furry (very)
  • Fur-st 
  • Whatev-fur
  • Fur-got or fur-get about it
  • Re-fur 
  • Vanity Fur 

Leash Puns

  • It’s the leash I can do 
  • I’ve got a new leash on life 
  • Be-leash me, I’m an expert 
  • Unleash the fun

Breed-specific Puns

  • Pug-tastic
  • Pug-tato 
  • Pardon my Frenchie
  • Don’t stop retrieving 
  • I’m not fat, I’m just a little Husky
  • Thank you so mush (Husky)
  • You’ve got the Corg-key to my heart
  • Hi Corgeous 
  • I call bull-Shih Tzu!
  • She’s Great Dane-gerous 
  • That’s quite the Lab report
  • Don’t mind her, she’s just a little Mellon Collie.
  • That was a Mastiff waste of time.
  • Don’t Terrier yourself up about it
  • Colliflower 
  • Shampoodle 
  • Watch out for that rain Poodle 
  • Don’t be a Mal-tease 
  • We had Labrad-oodles of fun!
  • Lost and Greyhound
  • Akita Banana
  • Lab-racadabra 
  • You’re a Basset case
  • Shelti in place

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